Oh! all of you poor single men,
Don’t ever give up in despair,
For there’s always a chance while there’s life
To capture the hearts of the fair.
No matter what may be your age,
You always may cut a fine dash;
You will suit all the girls to a hair
If you’ve only got a moustache.
A moustache, a moustache,
If you’ve only got a moustache.

No matter for manners or style,
No matter for birth or for fame,
All these used to have something to do
With young ladies changing their name.
There’s no reason now to despond,
Or go and do anything rash,
For you’ll do though you can’t raise a cent,
If you’ve only got a moustache.
A moustache, a moustache,
If you’ve only got a moustache.

Your head may be thick as a block,
And empty as any football,
Oh! your eyes may be green as the grass
Your heart just as hard as a wall.
Yet take the advice that I give,
You’ll soon gain affection and cash,
And will be all the rage with the girls,
If you’ve only got a moustache.
A moustache, a moustache,
If you’ve only got a moustache.

I once was in sorrow and tears
Because I was jilted you know,
So right down to the river I ran
To quickly dispose of my woe.
A good friend he gave me advice
And timely prevented the splash,
Now at home I’ve a wife and ten heirs,
And all through a handsome moustache,
A moustache, a moustache,
If you’ve only got a moustache.

by George Cooper

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